Pa12
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Sound advice. Previous experience?Kermit
At 75 I can offer you a multitude of advice on a midlife crisis.
First off …,. DO NOT …,. Consider taking up with a younger woman in her early twenties of Venezuelan and Colombian descent….. it never ends well !! And the divorce gets very ugly and expensive.
2nd ….. DO NOT .. Consider having an affair with a married co worker in your office … it can be dangerous and if you have any doubts about the outcome refer back to suggestion #1
3rd….. After you fail at suggestions #1 & 2 do not attempt to drink your misery and financial loss from the divorce away … it’s expensive and you wind up having multiple affairs with like minded woman in various states of divorce with drama in their lives .
Best way to handle a mid life crisis I’ve found is to by a Harley Davidson, jump on it and travel around the country to forget your woes, re-establish yourself and have a couple of meaningless ONE NIGHT stands and ride out of town the next day.
When you’re finely about over your midlife crisis … sell your Harley and buy yourself a crazy fast car and and enjoy the rest of your life .
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