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ausreenactor said:The good news is that the Commander In Chief name tag is velcro!
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Robert Weissman: Good morning, Mr. President. Your brief will begin in a moment, but here's the bottom line. North Korea is rattling its sword again. Iran may be getting a nuke much sooner than we thought. The Israeli Prime Minister is here to meet with you and he's coming unglued. Gas prices are threatening to stall the economic recovery. Some mildly retarded rent-a-cop shot a kid in Florida. Your Health Care Bill is before the Supreme Court. Some army Sgt. went crazy and killed a bunch of Afghan civilians. Oh, and the DSCP people are here for your A-2 fitting.
Barry: I really can’t do the fitting this morning. How about early next week?
Robert Weissman: No can do, Mr. President. Monday, you’ve got to be in South Korea looking thoughtfully across the DMV with a pair of binoculars. You’ll need your jacket by then.
Barry: Well then just go get me a flippin’ jacket off the rack. Hell, ain’t that what WWII bomber crews had to do?
Robert Weissman: NO. NO. NO. We want you to have a proper military fit and how the military actually wore their jackets is not relevant to that issue. Honestly, we’re concerned about your internet appearance, Mr. President. We are particularly afraid that some people on a forum called the Vintage Leather Jacket Index Page will see your sleeves tunneling.
Barry: Vintage Leather who? Ain’t that the crowd that orders $1200.00, tailor made, size 56 T, authentic WWII jackets, wears them for a week and then puts them on e-bay? And just what the hell is sleeve tunneling?
Robert Weissman: Yes, Mr. President. Our best information indicates that four or five of the guys on VLJ who are actually American Citizens might vote for you in 2012...depending on what kind of authentic reproduction jacket you wear.
Barry: OK, Bob. Cancel Netanyahu and let me see the DSCP geeks.
Stony said:Robert Weissman: Good morning, Mr. President. Your brief will begin in a moment, but here's the bottom line. North Korea is rattling its sword again. Iran may be getting a nuke much sooner than we thought. The Israeli Prime Minister is here to meet with you and he's coming unglued. Gas prices are threatening to stall the economic recovery. Some mildly retarded rent-a-cop shot a kid in Florida. Your Health Care Bill is before the Supreme Court. Some army Sgt. went crazy and killed a bunch of Afghan civilians. Oh, and the DSCP people are here for your A-2 fitting.
Barry: I really can’t do the fitting this morning. How about early next week?
Robert Weissman: No can do, Mr. President. Monday, you’ve got to be in South Korea looking thoughtfully across the DMV with a pair of binoculars. You’ll need your jacket by then.
Barry: Well then just go get me a flippin’ jacket off the rack. Hell, ain’t that what WWII bomber crews had to do?
Robert Weissman: NO. NO. NO. We want you to have a proper military fit and how the military actually wore their jackets is not relevant to that issue. Honestly, we’re concerned about your internet appearance, Mr. President. We are particularly afraid that some people on a forum called the Vintage Leather Jacket Index Page will see your sleeves tunneling.
Barry: Vintage Leather who? Ain’t that the crowd that orders $1200.00, tailor made, size 56 T, authentic WWII jackets, wears them for a week and then puts them on e-bay? And just what the hell is sleeve tunneling?
Robert Weissman: Yes, Mr. President. Our best information indicates that four or five of the guys on VLJ who are actually American Citizens might vote for you in 2012...depending on what kind of authentic reproduction jacket you wear.
Barry: OK, Bob. Cancel Netanyahu and let me see the DSCP geeks.
AF, you are definately on a roll, lol. :lol:
My question is how many of you would really vote for him if he was really wearing a GW.
Stony said:My question is how many of you would really vote for him if he was really wearing a GW.
ButteMT61 said:Not me. But I'd feel a little better about the office of POTUS!
Yeah...sorry...sometimes I lose myself in the moment. I start flashing and hearing the old Buffalo Springfield tunes in my head and I start smelling the tear gas and tasting the sh'rooms...ButteMT61 said:Hey AF - don't hide your political feelings here! Really, let it out because the obvious self-restraint iis going to kill you! :lol:
Yeah...sorry...sometimes I lose myself in the moment. I start flashing and hearing the old Buffalo Springfield tunes in my head and I start smelling the tear gas and tasting the sh'rooms...
Yup. Just substitute Buffalo Springfield for The Clash and I'm there.Stony said:Yeah...sorry...sometimes I lose myself in the moment. I start flashing and hearing the old Buffalo Springfield tunes in my head and I start smelling the tear gas and tasting the sh'rooms...
Been there, done that............... :shock:
Atticus said:Robert Weissman: Good morning, Mr. President. Your brief will begin in a moment, but here's the bottom line. North Korea is rattling its sword again. Iran may be getting a nuke much sooner than we thought. The Israeli Prime Minister is here to meet with you and he's coming unglued. Gas prices are threatening to stall the economic recovery. Some mildly retarded rent-a-cop shot a kid in Florida. Your Health Care Bill is before the Supreme Court. Some army Sgt. went crazy and killed a bunch of Afghan civilians. Oh, and the DSCP people are here for your A-2 fitting.
Barry: I really can’t do the fitting this morning. How about early next week?
Robert Weissman: No can do, Mr. President. Monday, you’ve got to be in South Korea looking thoughtfully across the DMV with a pair of binoculars. You’ll need your jacket by then.
Barry: Well then just go get me a flippin’ jacket off the rack. Hell, ain’t that what WWII bomber crews had to do?
Robert Weissman: NO. NO. NO. We want you to have a proper military fit and how the military actually wore their jackets is not relevant to that issue. Honestly, we’re concerned about your internet appearance, Mr. President. We are particularly afraid that some people on a forum called the Vintage Leather Jacket Index Page will see your sleeves tunneling.
Barry: Vintage Leather who? Ain’t that the crowd that orders $1200.00, tailor made, size 56 T, authentic WWII jackets, wears them for a week and then puts them on e-bay? And just what the hell is sleeve tunneling?
Robert Weissman: Yes, Mr. President. Our best information indicates that four or five of the guys on VLJ who are actually American Citizens might vote for you in 2012...depending on what kind of authentic reproduction jacket you wear.
Barry: OK, Bob. Cancel Netanyahu and let me see the DSCP geeks.
Maybe due in part he was in the Navy during WW2.Atticus said:Here's an interesting POTUS jacket photo. Tricky Dick in a G-1. He went into office in January of '69 and presumably got his jacket soon thereafter...so this might be a late D-series Star or Brill. Old Tricky was the only US President to resign from office and may have been the last US President to have been issued a decent leather flight jacket. Strange irony there.
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chitchat said:Maybe due in part he was in the Navy during WW2.Atticus said:Here's an interesting POTUS jacket photo. Tricky Dick in a G-1. He went into office in January of '69 and presumably got his jacket soon thereafter...so this might be a late D-series Star or Brill. Old Tricky was the only US President to resign from office and may have been the last US President to have been issued a decent leather flight jacket. Strange irony there.
AF