Miles_Archer
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Today I was wearing an a-2 jacket and this broad stopped me on the street and said you look a bad ass your jacket makes me hot spank me oh spank me so I did and then poured the rest of my beer all over her and said later bitch then two blonde twin ski bunnies invited me over to their apartment to show my their etchings I left em begging for more still later a foxy black chick wanted to snuggle in my irvin so I didn't deprive her and she gave me a twenty dollar tip after I rocked her world yes yes yes you are all losers.