TELL US ABOUT YOUR DONG!! )We can’t wait to hear)

[Smithy]

Ok ..... I’m back in...

I wanted to get my wife a Dong , but she got a disgusted look on her face and said ......... “your nuts?

She might be satisfied with your one!

 

[Skyhawk]

I heard of this poor guy who had to get his Dong patched up.

He was riding his 125 all day, fell off and got it scuffed up

 

[MikeyB-17]

You've got Dong envy then Mikey

If you think I’m admitting to looking at another man’s Dong with envious eyes, you have another think coming!

 

[Smithy]

It's OK mate you're amongst friends here!

 

[Smithy]

Don't let anyone kid you though, when it comes to your Dong, size is important!

 

[B-Man2]

Unfortunately the Chinese Dongs are always a bit small . They need to start looking at their Dongs differently . Until they get a firm grasp on this problem, small and short Dongs are going to continue to plague us..,

 

[Smithy]

Until they get a firm grasp on this problem

Always pays to keep a firm grasp on your Dong

I'll get my coat...

 

[Carl]

Oh yes!! This could be a good script !!
" Carry on with your Dong" !!

 

[Carl]

At last! Some good old fashioned smut and sexual innuendo! What the British Empire was built on! It’s what this forum has been crying out for!
If only I was blessed with a Dong so I could join in!

With you there Mikey 110% !! True British latrine humour ! schoolboy days !!

 

[Carl]

 

[ausreenactor]

No pics to share. I only look at other guys Dongs and get jealous.

 

[B-Man2]

What’d he say.... .........

(good one Couchy)

 

[stanier]

I only hope I’m not at work, or on a train or some other public place, when it happens, as surely it will on this forum that some jacket sage will tell of the number of Dongs they’ve “handled” and their varying experience of size, weight and width, as they search for theee keeper Dong...

 

[Nickb123]

I don't have a dong...yet.

 

[London Cabbie]

My Dong.

 

[D97x7]

Nor me, but if I do I shall wear in the bush.

 

[A2 B3au]

I’ve got a smaller dong pic to follow

 

[Carl]

"Do not covert thee collector friends Dongs , for each collector shall cherish thine own Dong"

 

[Clark J]

I asked the wife of 37 years and she said there’s nothing wrong with a small Dong but she does wish I could acquire a much larger Dong if that happened we would both be happier !!

 

[B-Man2]

My Dong.

OMG!!!......The man has a blue Dong !!