prostaff4ever
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The fact that it's still in the "family" is actually a huge consolation indeed! Does being forced to sell your "smelly old jackets" constitute grounds for divorce in the state of California? The better half told me that I looked like a candy apple in it, and I couldn't figure out how to grow two inches in all directions before being forced to put it up for sale. I get a bit more of a reprieve when the jacket actually fits. Unfortunately, I didn't start collecting until after matrimonial bliss commenced, so I couldn't sneak any carveout clauses into the prenup agreement. Am I alone here, or is this a familiar theme in the jacket world? :lol: :lol: :lol: