Clyde from Carolina
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Miles_Archer said:If I had the $$$ I'd buy em and wear them in the back of my Rolls limo while snorting coke off the tits of Spitzer's girls. f*ck it, life is too short to be a goody-goody ALL the time. After a week of cruising around with the ladies, I'd resell the jeans, donate 10% to PETA and spend the rest hiring Chuck Berry to play at my birthday party in my tiny apartment.
That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. Good thing I wasn't drinking something, it would've gone out my nose.