caption competition!

[oose]

Keep it clean!

 

[Atticus]

Keep it clean!

"Well, let's see....that bomb is about four feet long.....and private Dorkson was about six feet tall.....and the horse he was riding was about fifteen hands at th' withers...."

 

[Vcruiser]

LOL..now that's damn FUNNY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Stony]

Son, I believe in god, but I'm going to move back about a half a mile while you defuse it.

 

[John Lever]

How often should I water it ?

 

[greyhound52]

Keep it clean!

Soldier: Father do I cut the blue or red wire?

Priest: Only God knows my son. But I will be praying for you about a mile away.

 

[Chandler]

Church of the Holy Ordnance.

Chandler

Or, "Son, I don't believe you'll need the B-3 for disarmament, it could seriously encumber you -- why don't you let me take care of it for you in the meantime?"

 

[Curahee]

Soldier:
Gee Father, thanks for finding my bomb !! looks exactly like the one I lost on last night's run. I swear on the Holy Virgin I will take better care of it next time.

Priest:
Your welcome my son, now say your "Hail Marys" and bomb those krauts to hell.

 

[EMBLEMHUNTER]

Father you're more than happy to stay by my side and I appreciate it,but if you see me run like He** try to keep up!

 

[Django]

"Son, I can guarantee you that you WILL find Jesus at the other end of this thing..."

 

[jack aranda]

"You see that, Padre? It's those Methodists, at it again."

 

[zoomer]

"And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen."

 

[dujardin]

with my poor english, i will try this....

soldier : Hollllly shit.....
priest : Hoooooooolly Bible.....

3 sec later .......pshhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt (the bomb)

soldier : Hooooooolly Bible....
priest : Hollllly shit.....

 

[Vcruiser]

with my poor english, i will try this....

soldier : Hollllly sh*t.....
priest : Hoooooooolly Bible.....

3 sec later .......pshhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt (the bomb)

soldier : Hooooooolly Bible....
priest : Hollllly sh*t.....

FUNNY..!
Translates well...!
Van