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General Birdwood was walking along the beach at Gallipoli in full regalia in the evening, he came upon two Australian soldiers walking in the opposite direction. When they failed to salute, the General stopped and said: "Don't you know who I am.""No", they replied. "What if I said I was General Birdwood?" "We'd say: Pluck that feather off your hat, shove it up you arse, and fly off like a bird would."

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